March 25, 2010
Hello there Audience. I'z gots some very exciting news for you all. My Human has gotten a cockatoo to sign the contract for my Australia Zoo in Canada. She met theese one on The Great Ocean Road in the state of Victoria. When told that we have copious amounts of wild bird seed back at Headquarters, the cockatoo signed on immediately. The cockatoo also aspires to take on some secretarial duties at Clooney Credit Canada as she has always dreamed of advancing her career in theese area. The trip "Down Under" is shaping up to be quite the success as many animals are keen to see a "White Christmas".
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March 24, 2010
Well hello there Audience. I'z very excited today as I just received the above message from my Human. Theese one is a good one! I'z been staying at "Squirrel Sanctuary" while my Human and Pierre Du Port have been scouting out animals "Downunder" for my Australian Zoo in Canada. It's too bad I can't be with them, but I don't travel that well and I had to continue with my Clooneymobile operations here back home. The Assembly Line Elves are really high maintenance and need constant supervision. I has to make sure they don't take too many Num-Num breaks and slow up the production of the assembly line. As well as getting animals to sign contracts for the zoo, Pierre has also been handing out flyers for the Clooneymobile and we have been getting numerous enquiries. Theese has been excellent, most excellent! I just has to get the elves to figure out how to put the steering wheel on the other side of the Clooneymobile. They'z been doing some extra brainstorming on theese one. Well folks, I gots to get back to my squirrel watching... Rumor has it that Mr. L is quite jealous...
March 17, 2010
March 16, 2010
Cloon: Joining me via skype is "TIM" on location at the Great Barrier Reef, Australia.
Hello TIM, what is going on?
TIM: I'm just relaxing after a full day at the reef watching fish.
Cloon: Did you get to see some good ones?
TIM: Definitely, most definitely!
Cloon: Do you still prefer birds or are you converted to fish now?
TIM: Well I must admit I was very impressed with the spectacular colors and variety of shapes and sizes. It was very entertaining...But no, I still am a bird fan.
Cloon: Did you have a chance to promote the "Pink Nose Society" so far in Australia?
TIM: Yes I most certainly did. I was able to get some contributions to my birdwatching fund.
Cloon: Now who are the creatures beside you?
TIM: They'z a couple of mates I met out on the reef. They came back to land with me for a brewski and to discuss hockey. It turns out they're big fans.
Cloon: Fans of beer or hockey?
TIM: Uh that would be hockey Cloon.
Cloon: Do you think you can bring them back to Canada with you for my zoo?
TIM: Not sure about that mate...they'z pretty happy out on the reef, it's a pretty good quality of life.
Cloon: You could tell them you'll take them to an Oilers game...
TIM: Yep, that might work. I'll get back to ya on that one...
Cloon: Excellent...keep us posted, will ya? Over and out.
TIM: Over and out.