July 6, 2009


**11PM NEWSBREAK**


THE NATIONAL FELINE ENQUIRER BUYS PRIVATE PHOTOS OF "THE BABY", THE "LOVE BABIES" AND NANNY MISS STORMY FROM THE PAPARAZZI...

ALLEGATIONS OF "BAT"TERY ARE FLOODING THE INTERWEBS AS
NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN FOOTAGE SHOWS "LOVE BABY" LIMON FALLING IN MID-AIR AS THE NANNY MISS STORMY LOOKS ON WITH A GUILTY PAW...

REGARDING THE "INCIDENT", POPULAR FELINE DEFENCE LAWYER
VLADIMIR "THE BOMB" DOSTOEVSKY HAS BEEN QUOTED AS SAYING "WELL FOLKS, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, IT'S A "KITTY CUZ" (CAT TOY) AFTER ALL"...

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