April 20, 2009



"YOU AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HOUND DOG"...

ELVIS IMPERSON-ATION REHEARSALS BEGIN AT VON ICE ENTERPRISES

Joining Cloon via webcam is Mr. L and "The Baby"

Cloon: That's quite the fancy guitar you have there!

"The Baby": Thank you. Thank you very much...

Cloon: You're sounding more like Elvis each time we speak. Impressive.

Mr. L: Yes, I'm very proud of my little BFF!

Cloon: So, how are the rehearsals going?

Mr. L: Well, it's a very busy time for us as "Squirrel Patrol" season has officially opened. But, as soon as we are done with a "sighting" we come back inside and start practising.

Cloon: So, "The Baby" plays the guitar and then the both of you are on vocals?

Mr. L: Affirmative.

Cloon: Do you have special Elvis moves as well?

Mr. L: Aah, yes we do Cloon. Yes we do.

Cloon: Could you perform just a few? I'd like to send a clip to my cousin in Old Country.

"The Baby": We regret to inform you that, that's classified information.

Cloon: Well perhaps, you can send her a ticket to a future performance of yours.

Mr. L: Will do, Cloon. Will do.

"The Baby": If you excuse us now Cloon, we're on a tight rehearsal schedule...

Cloon: Knock yourselves out!

"The Baby": 1..2..1...2...3...4... WELL, YOU AIN'T NEVER CAUGHT A RABBIT...

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